luo hospitality

The next tyme you're in a Luo's house, just say you're cool, however hungry or thirsty you may be! I recently paid a visit to a Luo's hao and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made:

Question:
"what would you like to have - fruit, juice,soda, tea, chocolate, milo or coffee?
Answer:
"Tea please"
Question:
"Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey Bush tea, Ice tea or Green tea?" Answer:
"Ceylon tea"
Question:
"How would you like it? black or white?"
Answer:
"White"
Question:
Milk,Whitener, or Condensed Milk?"
Answer:
"With Milk"
Question:
"Goat Milk, camel milk, cow milk?"
Answer: "with cow milk please"
Question: "Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: "Jatelo, I will take it black."
Question: "Would you like it with sweetner, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With Sugar" Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar"
Question: "White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Jowa! Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water?"
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"
Answer: "Gee!! I give up just forget about everything

Owada just chunga when you arrive at a Jango's place.
Aiiiii....yawa!